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johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

(via sherlockstarkeyjunior)

407,980 notes7.227:41 PM

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

Don’t get me started.

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24,014 notes7.227:38 PM • Source: azspot
queenoftheantz:

I just need to take a break from all this packing and unpacking and realise that things aren’t actually that serious. UuU

queenoftheantz:

I just need to take a break from all this packing and unpacking and realise that things aren’t actually that serious. UuU

71 notes7.227:32 PM • Source: queenoftheantz

ART NOTES.

bashko:

Hey guys, I’m wondering what

-you’d like to see me focus on in my art

-what you like so far

-what you’d like to see improve

-anything that irks you about my art.

-stuff you want to see me draw.

Feel free to go anon, I won’t be publishing or responding these but I’ll appreciate the input. Thank you!

(via ijustwanttodrawthembeingsexy)

22,404 notes7.227:30 PM • Source: bashko

theorlandojones:

Once you go black —

Why do I love Orlando Jones? Why shouldn’t I love him? Perfect human is perfect
712 notes7.227:18 PM • Source: theorlandojones

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1 note7.229:33 AM
#not feeling great at all atm #pretty meh

My boyfriend looks just like young Michael Palin and it’s pretty hot

1 note7.228:17 AM
mamma-mia-food:

Baked Sweet & Sour Chicken
1,367 notes7.228:16 AM • Source: mamma-mia-food
#food

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.


I would definitely do this if I had a horse.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

I would definitely do this if I had a horse.

(via crrocs)

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(via noelinafield)

571,543 notes7.227:19 AM • Source: krumpany

I fucked up my new screen ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now I’m really depressed fuck

7.224:12 AM

I’ve decided to attempt learning French. In the past I’ve studied German and Japanese, and never ended up sticking to it, but this time I’m gonna fucking LEARN THIS SHIT

7.2110:37 PM
1 note7.219:53 PM
#my weekend in gifs

What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?

(via marioooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

2,843 notes7.209:21 PM • Source: jessiepinkman
parkingstrange:

when my parents try to lie to me

parkingstrange:

when my parents try to lie to me

(via marioooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

143,605 notes7.209:20 PM • Source: whiteterritory